Posted: January 23, 2012 at 8:00 am

AUTHOR: SheiFunmi

..a Chilled Tale about Life.

So urm, have you ever argued passionately about something only to find out later on that you were wrong and have been quite the fool? Then you find it pretty easy to tickle your Rectum with hot coal than admit you’re a fool and apologize for your contribution to Global warming? I dont know about you but it has happened to  me. In my Teenage years though. Those years when I was always right. Growing up, I’ve learnt to actually calm down and look up facts or scrutinise objects properly before I give my opinion or air my thoughts. However, there’re still some issues, I would blindly jump into an arguement about, like some crazed Benin Demon high on Agbalumo Smoothie. Issues like if the Big Man upstairs copied and pasted Cockroach brains in GEJ’s head.

Life is one big court. There’s always something to share one Knicker about. There’s always a bone of contention begging for attention (Yay! I rhymed). Seriously. You can’t tell someone about how painfully foolish and ignorant they are and expect them not to tell you why you’re a senile bastard and then cite examples of idiots that should’nt breed. That’s not the point of this post however. Lets get deeper shall we? Ever had the priviledge to stare at pins or images through a Rectangular or Triangular glass prism? If you have, well I hope you didnt get as much head-slaps as I did, everytime I penciled down something wrong. If you haven’t, ever wondered why some people find some hilarious TV programs, a yawn-fest? An example is Jibola the Okpelenge Nigga that finds something fantabulous as porn, pretty much Hilarious. What I’m just trying to say in English is, we’re all different and our interpretation of certain issues are supposed to differ. Me nko? I’m one of the few straight guys that loathe football. I only watch it when my BIS has expired or if I made a bet. I’ll watch and smile at my TV when Chelsea lately is on than watch rich fucks chase round leather about. I only support Chelsea FC because Blue is the color of love. Forgive me please, I’m really sorry.

Take a look at the picture below and tell me how many sticks you see?

The fucka on the left saw 4 and the fucka on the right saw 3. How many do you see? I asked a lotta peeps via BBm and some said 4, a lot said 3, another said 7 and some other Dude said 8. There! Different views, different interpretations. Now, how many do I see? I see Two. Look again and Shurrup.. I’m always right.

You see, everyone has a right to interpret what they see, how they feel they saw it. However, we really need to keep our Estrogen in check and look at issues from different angles before making a comment. Someone is wrong doesnt mean you’re right. Also, expecting everybody to be on your level of awesomeness or foolishness makes you lesser than Mr. Ibu on the stupid scale.

Life is already hard. Why give it Viagra or Burantashi? Calm down and process data before you give results. A statement can mean a totally different thing to some people. E.g the statement before this statement. Life is an eternal debate between good – bad, thin – fat, foolish – wise. People who argue sometimes find it hard to see the entertainment there in, needless to say; pass unbiased judgements. He may be right or wrong. She may be right or wrong. I’m never right or wrong. >:0)

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Jan 23, 2012