Beyonce! Why Evils?

At first I coulnt be bothered but the rumor is starting to sound true to me and something might actually be fishy. Shortly after Beyoncé broke the news of her twitter-record breaking pregnancy news at the MTV music awards, the grapevine went to town with a rumor (if it is that is) that King B might actually not be carrying her own baby and that a surrogate is somewhere doing the actual motherly duty. Though there were unserious whispers/gags of the said rumor when a picture of bikini-clad preggy Beyoncé surfaced, the news actually started flying after an appearance Beyoncé made on Sunday Night talk show where her dress, or rather as the rumor has it, her baby bump folded/shifted as the case may be, as she was about to take a seat. Consequently different controversies have been making the rounds everywhere and leaving more questions than answers, still the pop diva maintains her reticence about the issue.

While I’m all for respect of privacy and I’m even one to champion her effort as a very discreet celebrity, I must admit this is starting to look questionable and weird. First she was accused of prosthetic baby bump after the beach picture surfaced , then came the bump-shift accusation and now she has been reportedly admitted into a hospital (Didn’t they say she was due in February?) where of course she’s (the world actually) awaiting the arrival of her baby girl. Another unsolved mystery: the twitter handle @BeyonceFan—that tweets for her—tweeted Beyoncé had birthed a baby girl then went to delete it after a minute. Neither her nor her big-lipped beau has made any announcement about her being even admitted to begin with, only news from the gossip mill confirms anything. I see no reason why they shouldn’t make the news public. We get their penchant for privacy but really WTF is the big deal if the world knows. If you really have nothing to hide, why the whole CIA-confidential secrecy? If it’s a publicity stunt, it’s beyond lame and stupid because she of all people least needs that and if the rumor is true, well Beyoncé in your own words! You might be smart enough to make the millions but hell no ain’t strong enough to bear the children, therefore you don’t fucking run any motha.

And I trust the Beyoncé I know. Ask her later about the whole matter, she’d smile and give you her always ready-made editorial answers.