Posted: August 8, 2011 at 9:54 pm
AUTHOR: SheiRandom Thought: “How Gay Are You?”
*Bored*…. Sips Rum+Gin+Vodka+Redwine Cocktail.
Heavy Sigh!
If you think an idle mind is the devil’s workshop, think again, he has a headquarters: My Mind. Yes! I get that bored.
Asides from my passion (Duh! not school), my Blog (which keeps me intelligently busy), I’m rather an active observer and a passive partaker in all everyday activities. In my world of blogging and entertainment, the term “Gay” portends discussions of unimaginable potential but I’d keep my “observation” within a relationship context, and by Gay I’m talking about the male folks.
I always assumed that the similarity of gender within the Gay community would foster ease of blissful relationship, but going by countless BBM conversations and random dating sites observations, my inference goes thus:
Gays are relationship-wary, not because they don’t want it but the male-male ego clash won’t permit it.
Due to societal taboo, they’d rather hook up covertly than go public or keep it lowkey.
Instinctively, the male is more openly promiscuous than the female. Gays are no different, even hornier.
The secrecy of it all, further fuels the sexual debauchery over true love *coughs*.
A class of feminine Gays aka Divas appear as irritants to fellow mates.*Go hustlers*
Like their fellow heterosexual counterpart, they fear commitment.
Bottom line: I’ve simply realized that the Gay community is mostly a mishmash of egocentric, superficial, exuberant and unrealistic men with hearts in their pants and testosterone replacing their gray matter. Otherwise, how else do I describe sitting behind the faceless vantage of the internet, constantly seeking a non-existent prince charming/happily ever afters (blame Walt Disney) or just prowling for conquests; sounds cliché but its the barbarism of it all that gives me “menstrual pain”. And don’t get me started on the perverted convos and stupid profiles I’ve encountered. If your life won’t work in reality what makes you think hiding behind a silly and dumb internet dating profile will make it work.
Maybe, just maybe if these guys spent less time thinking with their crotch and focus on getting a life and truly loving their lives, maybe their world would be more than random hook ups and quick sex and lame ass boy dramas and I wouldn’t have to be bored enough to observe their shitty asses (no pun intended), and maybe the prince charming will come along. *Inserts Sweet Dream Beyonce*.
Truth is, the chance of a man romantically committing to a fellow man is just way too slim than size zero. Straight men have a very hard time doing so, why should it be any easier for Gays. And yet the internet continues to be teaming with enough Gay hopefuls seeking LOVE. (That’s not counting the madness of facebook, BBM broadcasts and groups). *Runs out of Cocktail*. I rest my case.
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