Posted: February 29, 2012 at 9:36 pm
AUTHOR: Shei
Ordinarily I cannot be bothered by these things. There’s way too much ignorance in the world already, Nigeria being the capital to even make me bat an eyelid, but perhaps it warrants mentioning because I like to say my mind regardless of whose ox is gored (iGossip who madt???).
It’s somewhat weird that Asa, one of my most admired international act would allow herself to be dragged into such legal stint. Obviously this ain’t a publicity stunt to her because she’s hardly an infamous celebrity. Thing is Asa of all people should know better than to engage herself in such legal triviality considering this is Nigeria, where for starters the judicial system is more or less a joke and with the recently passed 14years jail term gay bill, this whole homosexuality case borders on nothing but a mere circus sideshow worthy of ‘nights of a thousand laughs’. So big deal Asa was alleged of being a lesbian (won’t be the first or last) and she took it up to sue the publishing journal for 700m naira. Trust me if I had a kobo for every sexuality-suggestive name I’ve been called, Forbes won’t have a thing on me now.
Girl! I get it, infact I feel your pain: none of us your fans should care who you share your cake with (nobody cares if you’re gay or not—I DON’T) and I won’t even get you started on the whole human rights epistle but my contention is; taking up such a case in a country like Nigeria is the reason why a platform such as Nollywood was created for our amusement. This should only happen in a Nollywood flick, not enacted in reality.
AnyHu! As an ever loyal fan and a human rights enthusiast, I say kudos to her for fighting for what you believe in. Nobody should be defamed or wrongly accused of what they aren’t. Irrespective of how it all turns out the world loves and respect you and your phenomenal music. Infact lemme insert my “Beautiful Imperfection” album. BLISS!
Filed Under: Entertainment News, Gossip, Thoughts, Uncategorized
Posted: February 8, 2012 at 8:15 am
AUTHOR: @OrishaNinuPrada
What tha fuck did I just download? The speed wey I use comb the internet just to download this track ehn.. Naaah I’m disappointed. This wasn’t what I was expecting to hear really. While playing, I had to check if I was playing the right track. No, it isnt wack. It’s lack-lustre. It’s like Gospel and Fuji had uprotected sex. It just doesn’t sound M.I; hence it’s almost wack!
Is this supposed to be a love-themed something? Is this the same M.I that did ‘One Naira’? Is the girl he did this song for, a Puff-puff seller? Plenty questions filled my head after each play. I downloaded it since yesterday oh and decided to listen to it in the wee hours of today when there was a bit of serenity just so I can pay rapt attention. I pressed play and my facial muscles became paralysed. Sounds like Olumba Olumba Church infused rap in their mantra. The track has no depth whatsoever.
Judoski, Please dont tell me this track is gonna make the final cut for Illegal Music 2. If it is, you can like to use your recycle bin. It’s just there. Bland. Nothing special. Yes it has the ability to grow on you, but right now i dont feel like playing host to some boring Endoparasite, neither do I feel like adding more weight.
“You leave my world cold.. Moscow.” Where’ s your Calendar? Who has M.I been hanging out with? Where’s the blasted hunger? I played it eight times by the way and got no wow effect. Normal everyday up-coming-rapper-nothing-special typer lyrics. Craig David should find you and give you flying kick danu danu. Mr. Oga dont fall your hand, surpass the ‘Illegal Music EP’ M.I. Even Faggots in Prison wont drop these slippery bars. The track artwork gets more attention than the track. Get better Nigga, get better.
DOWNLOAD + PLAY “M.I – SEVEN DAYS”
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- Breezi.
@OrishaNinuPrada
Filed Under: Music, Naija, Thoughts
Posted: February 7, 2012 at 2:32 pm
AUTHOR: Seun Adenuga
9:32:08 pm. Friday, May 7, 1999
Today I waited all day in my apartment for that stupid boy to come gimme some overdue servicing, the fool didn’t show up and not a single word of notice or apology from him; no telephone call, no text or email. Nothing. Not for his sexual prowess in bed, I swear I would have disposed off Segun like I do all items of trash in my life, he should go ask from all my prior conquests, I take the matter of banging deathly seriously, you promise me a shag, we MUST rendezvous for a good ole fuck otherwise you go to hell. Perhaps I need to play him Beyoncé’s Irreplaceable for him to get it. Arrrggghh! Why the fug am I even writing all this rubbish…
…I am a whore (that’s what they call me, but simply put, I’m just a lover of good things) and I am proud of it. I love sex and I’m never afraid to flaunt it to whoever cares to pay attention or pay for the attention. Sometimes I do it for the money—that comes with the territory anyway, but usually it’s for the self-gratification; and that’s the sweetest part. Just the thought of having sex is enough in itself to excite me; the thought of having a full, sizeable pecker thrusting in and out of me slowly, then gradually grinding the mill faster, is enough to get me wetting my La perla in anticipation, but actually having my orifices—yes orifices—assaulted by a fine cock is the topping on the pie. Sex is such a sweet recipe, yummy. Such an exotic menu to choose from, I can have it in the: face, mouth, behind and of course the fine cuisine of spooning the pussy…cat. Not to blaspheme but if there is a God I think he or she must have an impeccable carnal taste because I cannot fathom any other reason why a Supreme Being would create such a mind-blowing phenomenon such as ‘Sex’.
I started having sex at age fourteen. All the years before, my mother had spun me the classic tale of ‘if you have sex, you will die’, even though I somewhat believed her all those years, I felt it was time for me to indulge my adolescent whim a lil bit and experience what dying felt like at that age when I gladly relinquished my V-card to broda Waheedi. Read the rest of this entry »
Filed Under: Entertainment News, Thoughts
Posted: January 4, 2012 at 3:07 pm
AUTHOR: Shei
At first I coulnt be bothered but the rumor is starting to sound true to me and something might actually be fishy. Shortly after Beyoncé broke the news of her twitter-record breaking pregnancy news at the MTV music awards, the grapevine went to town with a rumor (if it is that is) that King B might actually not be carrying her own baby and that a surrogate is somewhere doing the actual motherly duty. Though there were unserious whispers/gags of the said rumor when a picture of bikini-clad preggy Beyoncé surfaced, the news actually started flying after an appearance Beyoncé made on Sunday Night talk show where her dress, or rather as the rumor has it, her baby bump folded/shifted as the case may be, as she was about to take a seat. Consequently different controversies have been making the rounds everywhere and leaving more questions than answers, still the pop diva maintains her reticence about the issue. Read the rest of this entry »
Filed Under: Entertainment News, Thoughts
Posted: November 8, 2011 at 2:21 pm
AUTHOR: @NateMills
Cast your mind back to 2001 and you’ll remember that hip-hop/R&B duo Ja Rule and Ashanti were creating quite a name for themselves, particularly stateside. For, they were the main faces of hip-hop collective and record label Murder Inc. (now known as The Inc.). During their peak they released many collaborative efforts, but none soared higher than “Always on Time” – peaking at number 1 on Billboard’s Hot 100 and featuring on their Hot R&B/Hip Songs of the Decade chart.
Travel back to yesteryear below: Read the rest of this entry »
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