Katy Perry Begs Friends: ‘Keep That Train Wreck Lindsay Lohan Away From Me’
According to sources at the National Enquirer, Lindsay Lohan crashed a 90s themed roller skating party that Katy Perry had organised for a pal back on the 14th of July.
Apparently LiLo became a bit clingy and scary, latching onto Miss Perry and following her around the skate rink, forcing Katy to eventually scream the following:
“Keep that train wreck away from me!”
I mean… wow. Just wow.
A source explained to the tabloid that Lindsay Lohan’s behaviour terrified Katy Perry beyond belief, causing the pop star to beg friends not to let the ‘Mean Girls’ star anywhere near her:
“[Lindsay showed up] dressed like a bag lady and she started acting really weird. She refused to talk to anyone and she kept following Katy around, trying to take a photo with her.”
“Katy told friends, ‘I think she may be drunk, so PLEASE keep her away from me!’”
“She hates to hurt people’s feelings, but she’s the first one to tell you she’s avoiding all ‘Debbie Downers’ – and Lindsay was reeking of negativity. She finally took the hint and left.”
Oh dear, poor Lindsay; we bet that felt pretty humiliating.
But we don’t blame Katy for wanting to keep only positive people around her; in the wake of her divorce from Russell Brand, we imagine she needs those close to her to help her look on the bright side!