Posted: September 13, 2011 at 12:54 am
AUTHOR: SheiFunmiRandom Thought: “My Hormones Are Raging?”
In this age where SEX sells, stating ways to curb it is far reaching ramifications on our younger generation is overstating the obvious. Having to put up with the enticing pop culture of sex in the media is bad enough as it is without adding the physiology of raging hormones. So Pastor Sir, except you have a bible verse I can read that would calm my raging hormones or limp my rock hard erection, please save me that celibate sermon next sunday service.
Duh! I’m in my prime, if i don’t do now? When? All you Prudes with daft answers *Talk to the hand*. Bring up a sex topic and everyone is horny to talk about it but when it comes to actually doing it, everyone suddenly becomes proverbially holier than thou.
As for you Mothers and Fathers, how many of you got married as virgins? (That’s rhetorical by the way). Yet the sex speech is an anthem we won’t stop hearing till we escape from your house. As if they’ll be the one to show me how to do it on the D-day. Puh…lease! spare me the irony. To add insult to injury, sex is everywhere you turn: Schools, Movies, Fashion…the media; TV, Mags even thrives on it, it’ s literally being shoved down our mouth. Yes we’ve all been blowjobbed (don’t bother saying ewww). You loved it. Not to mention those cute tempters, you’d be minding your own business trying to be cool and all, that’s when they come along looking all hot and sexy. Nah! not today, I refuse to be turned on. *Get ye behind me Devil*
Having said that, I’m all for sexual liberation but, if you must, please fuck with sense: Horn dogs ===> this way: try getting a life, I know its difficult but try. Condoms are cheap asin foodstamp, very cheap even free, so go figure. If you adhere, then by all means fuck anything with legs. And you can wank to this post as well, if it helps your “fucking” career. As for me, well…I’m a closeted virgin..you don’t buy it. Who’s selling *eyes rolling. #nuffsaid.
Sep 13, 2011
