Posted: April 5, 2012 at 6:01 pm
AUTHOR: SheiFunmiThis Is Why Beyonce Is Successful! Z-lister Divas Bring Your Pen & Paper To Take Note
This is why BEYONCE is successful
-Your life is your career & vice versa. Simply put, you don’t have a life.
-Eventhough you’re a wack actress, dream of winning an Oscar.
-Learn How to use people. Use them well, dump them, then feature them in your videos not songs.
-Let daddy kickstart/manage your career then after more than a decade, politely tell him to fuck off.
-Put a lot of videos on youtube lying to people how much you care about the world. Cry if you have to.
-Pretend to hate the limelight by feigning a private life.
-Sing about female empowerment but keep riding a dick in your ‘private’ life.
-Steal & cover iconic songs/ideas then lie that you’re paying tribute.
-To be loved, do anything: go to a country & sing their national anthem, befriend the president & your best friend should be white.
-Open a Twitter account, don’t tweet. Then brag about it.
-Orchestrate your life aka career: start the career at 5, win a grammy at 18, marry by mid-20′s, win more grammys, give birth at 30. Then watch out for your next exploitative move.
Z-lister Divas, take note.
Apr 5, 2012
Shei! You would not kill someone with this your cunny but true! And hilarious reviews! Just found a new soap opera tv show to watch Shei’s blog
BS. We get it, you don’t like Bey. Get over yourself hun! So what if her bff is white? What do you know about her private life? What does empowering women have to do with riding dick? Her father’s management style no longer suited her and she dumped him like a boss and got new management. Mention which “iconic” song she “stole”. She brought Etta James back on the map fyi. How do you know she doesn’t care about the world? Just hating stupidly.
Yeah u are being unfair to her…she's not perfect but for sure she is very talented and makes a good role model because of her character and success