Posted: April 5, 2012 at 6:01 pmAUTHOR: SheiFunmi
This is why BEYONCE is successful
-Your life is your career & vice versa. Simply put, you don’t have a life.
-Eventhough you’re a wack actress, dream of winning an Oscar.
-Learn How to use people. Use them well, dump them, then feature them in your videos not songs.
-Let daddy kickstart/manage your career then after more than a decade, politely tell him to fuck off.
-Put a lot of videos on youtube lying to people how much you care about the world. Cry if you have to.
-Pretend to hate the limelight by feigning a private life.
-Sing about female empowerment but keep riding a dick in your ‘private’ life.
-Steal & cover iconic songs/ideas then lie that you’re paying tribute.
-To be loved, do anything: go to a country & sing their national anthem, befriend the president & your best friend should be white.
-Open a Twitter account, don’t tweet. Then brag about it.
-Orchestrate your life aka career: start the career at 5, win a grammy at 18, marry by mid-20′s, win more grammys, give birth at 30. Then watch out for your next exploitative move.
Z-lister Divas, take note.Apr 5, 2012